“Please, don't hate me because I am beautiful.”

“Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I’m a domestic GODDESS and beautiful.”

“Don't ask me how I am,' I blurt. 'Please.' I want to keep feeling good. Just because the lights are on doesn't mean I have to look.”

“Please don't wake me, no, don't shake me, leave me where I am, I'm only sleeping...”

“Do you love me because I’m beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me?”

“I'm going on a diet.  (Crud, I know)I am going to be cranky. I am going to be irritable.I am going to be moody and sad and mean. And, yes, I am going to be hungry. Please don't feed me, even if I try to bite you. Please don't tease me, I may hurt you.Please don't try to encourage me, I may growl and snap at you. Please don't help me, I may blame you for everything aggravating in the known universe.  Please don't be offended by my scowl, I cannot smile.  But most importantly, please keep your distance until this trial is over to prevent any unnecessary casualties. Thank you for your understanding. ”