“There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.”

“There are only two types of people in this world; people who hate clowns, and clowns.”

“There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)”

“There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. -Bobby Pendragon”

“I like this world. I like drinking champagne. I like not smoking. I like Dutch people speaking Dutch.”

“There are two kinds of people in this world: the ones who don't cook out of and have NEVER cooked out of THE I HATE TO COOK BOOK, and the other kind...The I HATE TO COOK people consist mainly of those who find other things more interesting and less fattening, and so they do it as seldom as possible. Today there is an Annual Culinary Olympics, with hundreds of cooks from many countries ardently competing. But we who hate to cook have had our own Olympics for years, seeing who can get out of the kitchen the fastest and stay out the longest." - Peg Bracken”