“My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with.”
“I suspect I’ll be suspicious for my whole life that Saturday night is sleeping with Sunday morning.”
“In Jack's view, you were obliged to sin on Saturday night so you'd have something to atone for Sunday morning.”
“Different cocktails for different Saturday nights.”
“He liked cheap women, fast cars, late nights, and hard liquor, especially all together. In Jack's view, you are obliged to sin on Saturday night so you'd have something to atone for Sunday morning. Otherwise, you'd be putting the preacher out of business. ”
“Conversations, much like Saturday Night Live skits, are often difficult to end.”