“If you don't get it right, what's the point?”

“Most don't deserve your tears... and the ones that do will never make you cry.”

“Your right of religious freedom ends where my right of religious abstinence begins...”

“Attacking a lightning rod doesn't make you lightning..."Regarding Barack Obama”

“You can't believe that AIDS is a curse from God against Gays without accepting that Lyme Disease is a curse from the same God against Deer Hunters...”

“A handicap parking permit is not a reward for a lifetime of poor eating habits...”

“Let's all stand for the separation of Church and hate...”