“If your greatest expectation is living up to everyone else' expectations ~ don't expect to be successful.”
“Spreading laughter is healthy and more fun than sex. Well... unless you do them at the same time.”
“Live up to your potential, not down to others expectation.”
“Have you hugged your favorite Dork lately? Most of us are squeezably soft and adorable.”
“Having everything you want dropped into your lap doesn't guarantee you'll survive the impact.”
“Laughter is contagious and I'm trying to start an epidemic.”
“If laughter is the best medicine, let's OD together.”