“Spreading laughter is healthy and more fun than sex. Well... unless you do them at the same time.”

“Laughter is contagious and I'm trying to start an epidemic.”

“If laughter is the best medicine, let's OD together.”

“If your greatest expectation is living up to everyone else' expectations ~ don't expect to be successful.”

“Have you hugged your favorite Dork lately? Most of us are squeezably soft and adorable.”

“Having everything you want dropped into your lap doesn't guarantee you'll survive the impact.”

“Do you imagine, Peter, that your Carpe Diem boots would look any less deluded to them than that guy's Tony Lamas do to you? There's a comeuppance for everyone, wherever you are, and the farther you go from your own fiefdom, the more ludicrous are your haircut, your clothes, your opinions, your life. Within easy walking distance of home are neighborhoods that might as well be in Saigon.”