“Everyone has a hidden agenda. Except me!”

“This novel is fiction, except for the parts that aren't.”

“All heart surgeons are bastards, and Conway is no exception.”

“Sometimes I think everyone's an attorney.”

“The nasty little apes that call themselves human beings can do nothing except run and hide.”

“Praise not the day until evening has come, a woman until she is burnt, a sword until it is tried, a maiden until she is married, ice until it has been crossed, beer until it has been drunk.”

“And entertainment has nothing to do with reality. Entertainment is antithetical to reality.”