“Only assholes put a nickname on their business card.”

“You’re a bitch.""Yeah, I’m thinking of having that put on some business cards.”

“Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.”

“I'm going to put them in the slam, my friend, and if I hear they got their puckery little assholes cored down there in Thomaston, I'm gonna send them cards saying I hope whoever did it had AIDS.”

“C is for Cash Only. I don't take cards. Where would I put the swipe machine?”

“It's not the type of work you can put on a business card.I sometimes play the game with myself, though. What would I put on a business card?Jill Kismet, Exorcist. Maybe on a nice heavy cream-colored card stock, with a good font. Not pretentious, just something tasteful. Garamond, maybe, or Book Antiqua. In bold. Or one of those old-fashioned fonts, but no frilly Edwardian script. Of course, there's slogans to be taken into account. Jill Kismet, Dealer in Dark Things. Spiritual Exterminator. Slayer of Hell's Minions.”