“. . if you are given lined paper, write crosswise. At least occassionally.”
“If they give you lined paper, write the other way.”
“If you turned in a paper with writing on it, you were guaranteed a hook from Jake Epping of the LHS English Department, and if the writing was organized into actual paragraphs, you got at least a B-minus.”
“I do not write to you, but of you,/because the paper that we write on/is our perishable skin.”
“If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.”
“Don't be a leach, buy a round occassionally.”