“The truth is no excuse for a boring story".”
“I can excuse everything but boredom. Boring people don't have to stay that way. ”
“You don't want the truth. Truth is boring.”
“The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.”
“A special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing.”
“Not everyone has a sob story, Charlie, and even if they do, it's no excuse.”