“There's no hurry. I'm not a pint of half-and-half about to expire. I can wait until I meet the right person.”
“It's not a case of the glass being half full or half empty; more that we tipped a whole half-pint into an empty pint pot. I had to see how much was there, though, and now I know.”
“The worst thing I can say about democracy is that it has tolerated the Right Honourable Gentleman for four and a half years. - MORE The worst thing I can say about democracy is that it has tolerated the Right Honourable Gentleman for four and a half years.”
“Cause when I looked into your eyes,and you dared to stare right back,you should of said,Nice to meet you, I'm your other half”
“I will read and read and read until I go blind! I'm only half way there.”
“I'm serious about marrying you, Em. But I want to propose to you the right way- not half-naked and sporting wood.”