“Some days you're the windscreen, some the bug.”
“Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.”
“some days you're the windshield...sometimes you're the bug...”
“Accept that some days you’re the bug, and some days you’re going to be the windshield.”
“Some days you're the cockroach, some days you're the boot heel.”
“Some days you're Superman, some days you're Clark Kent.”