“Slaying dragons, melting witches, and banishing demons is all fun and games until someone loses a sidekick—then it’s personal. The bad guy isn’t just the “bad guy” anymore, he’s the BAD GUY!”
“The problem was, you couldn't have one without the other. There couldn't be a bad guy unless there was a good guy to create the standard. And there couldn't be a good guy until a bad guy showed just how far off the path he might stray.”
“Shit, the fun's over. The bad guys called the cops." -Micah”
“In war, good guys always become bad guys.”
“When the law disarms good guys, bad guys rejoice.”
“Geez what is it with these guys and their swords, why can't they just century up and get normal bad guy weapons?”