“If all of the people in Hollywood had plastic surgery and went on vacation, there wouldn't be a person left in town.”
“When people went on vacation, they shed their home skins, thought they could be a new person.”
“I had to become a patient. And I had to make up my mind quickly before the unthinkable happened. So I went under the knife. And I surrendered, knowing surgery can fail, no matter how hard we wish it to succeed. If surgery could end well - without risk - then it wouldn't be surgery as we know it. Without chance, luck, fate, it can't be surgery. They're all vital ingredients of the recipe.”
“I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic.”
“Hollywood is a bitchy town.”
“Trying to teach creativity is the major hoax of our time along with the Iraq war and plastic surgery.”