“Procrastination is like masturbation, in the beginning it feels good, but in the end, you're just f***ing yourself!”
“Procrastination is like masturbation: it's fun for awhile, but in the end, you're only screwing yourself.”
“That's my point, you dumb f-ing Mick. You're not just letting him poach on your turf--you're opening the gate and inviting him in...Why don't you just hand him a bouquet of roses and a box of f-ing condoms while you're at it, Jacko?""It's not like that," Jack said."No? Nadia is yours, and it's about time you had the balls to do something about it.”
“Fighting for peace, is like f***ing for chastity”
“F@#$ing F#$%s things up”
“F***ing triffids.”