“This gentleman is known the width and breadth of the comics world as "that bastard Klaw.”
“An English gentleman never shines his shoes, but then nor does a lazy bastard.”
“And so because he was half bastard, half gentleman, he asked for her bra”
“No young lady can be justified in falling in love before the gentleman's love is declared, it must be very improper that a young lady should dream of a gentleman before the gentleman is first known to have dreamt of her.”
“The bastard—no other name was necessary, from now on the man formerly known as J.D. would simply be called The Bastard, The Prick, or The Shithead.”
“It was difficult to image quite where this gentleman [a statue] could have come from: he was a little too cheerful for a saint in a church and not quite comical enough for a coffee-house sign.”