“Librarians see themselves as the guardians of the First Amendment. You got a thousand Mother Joneses at the barricades! I love the librarians, and I am grateful for them!”

“I'm a librarian, i'm a librarian and I like it quietSo, the pages can be heardI'm a librarian, i'm a librarian and I do it for the love of the word”

“...I am still librarian in your house, for I never was dismissed, and never gave up the office. Now I am librarian here as well.''But you have just told me you were sexton here!''So I am. It is much the same profession. Except you are a true sexton, books are but dead bodies to you, and a library nothing but a catacomb!”

“It makes logical sense that 168 is a greater number than 17, so why would you shelve 168 first? Because a librarian is always right. To the common man, this looks wrong, but to the librarian, this is right, because a librarian is never wrong.”

“I am not a librarian of my own work. It's a good thing not to be involved with what you have done.”

“Be a librarian and see the world!”