“Licorice is the liver of candy.”

“TEACHERLet us begin. Repeat after me. I would like --STUDENTI wud like --TEACHERTo feed your fingertips --STUDENTTo feed yur fingerteeps --TEACHERTo the wolverines.”

“TEACHERNext. I am afraid --STUDENTI em afred --TEACHERWe are out --STUDENTWee are out --TEACHEROf badgers.STUDENTOf badjurs.TEACHERWould you accept --STUDENTWud you accept --TEACHERA wolverine --STUDENTA wolver-eene --TEACHERIn its place?”

“TEACHERNext. Hey, Ned exclaimed --STUDENTEy, Ned asclaimed --TEACHERLet's boil --STUDENTLet's boil --TEACHERThe wolverines.”

“Democrats—lily-livered, weasel-assed collaborators. ”

“Even as a guy with pickup truck sensibilities, I have always gone a little in the liver for patchouli.”

“But, self, that thing was on TV, and this one wants to tear your liver out your nose. Run.”