“Having everything you want dropped into your lap doesn't guarantee you'll survive the impact.”

“Have you hugged your favorite Dork lately? Most of us are squeezably soft and adorable.”

“Laughter is contagious and I'm trying to start an epidemic.”

“If laughter is the best medicine, let's OD together.”

“If your greatest expectation is living up to everyone else' expectations ~ don't expect to be successful.”

“Spreading laughter is healthy and more fun than sex. Well... unless you do them at the same time.”

“You don't have to reinvent the wheel... just steal the hubcaps.”