“Laughter is contagious and I'm trying to start an epidemic.”

“If laughter is the best medicine, let's OD together.”

“Have you hugged your favorite Dork lately? Most of us are squeezably soft and adorable.”

“Having everything you want dropped into your lap doesn't guarantee you'll survive the impact.”

“Spreading laughter is healthy and more fun than sex. Well... unless you do them at the same time.”

“If your greatest expectation is living up to everyone else' expectations ~ don't expect to be successful.”

“Strong people don't put others down... They lift them up.”