“You don't have to reinvent the wheel... just steal the hubcaps.”
“Sometimes time spent reinventing the wheel results in a revolutionary new rolling device. But sometimes it just amounts to time spent reinventing the wheel.”
“We have to reinvent the wheel every once every once in a while, not because we need a lot of wheels; but because we need a lot of inventors.”
“Some people wish they could have invented the wheel. But I’m trying to reinvent the wheelbarrow, to more efficiently haul around my bullshit.”
“We don't have to love it. We just have to steal it.”
“Even if the steering wheel fits, you don't have to keep gripping it.”