“I am content in bachelor life, but at moments like this, I admit to old-fashioned sexist longing. Sometimes I cook up comfort food, but cooking your own comfort food is akin to scratching your own back. Same sensation, less watts.”
“I am grown up. That's why I cooked all this food!”
“There’s something sexy in cooking for a man who likes my food. Am I growing up?”
“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
“Alaska decided to go help Dolores with dinner. She said that it was sexist to leave the cooking to the women, but better to have good sexist food than crappy boy-prepared food.”
“Not only will your teachers appear, but they will cook new foods for you.”