“Don't eat anything incapable of rotting.”
“Garlic is divine. Avoid at all costs that vile spew you see rotting in oil in screwtop jars. Too lazy to peel fresh? You don't deserve to eat garlic.”
“Don't eat anything your great-grandmother wouldn't recognize as food.”
“You just don't know writers. They'll use anything, anybody. They'll eat their young.”
“You know people like this, right? People who are incapable of enjoying anything.”
“I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it.”