“If it came from a plant, eat it; if it was made in a plant, don't. ”
“I planted the seed, Apollos watered the plant; but it was GOD who made the plant grow.”
“Don't eat bear balls. Eat healthy, delectable, plant-based foods so that you will never fall over on your cat.”
“Eat Food. Not Much. Mostly plants.”
“Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants.”
“Had I managed to fall into some sort of carnivorous plant? Yeah, bleed on the man-eating plant. Always a good plan.”