“If you take the cemeteries tour, remember that the bigger the crypt, the bigger the bastard. You need an extra leg-up to Heaven when the Devil has you by the ankle.”
“When God has abandoned you and the devil is snapping at your heels, what you really need on your side is a bigger devil.”
“Your life is a lot bigger than this moment. You need to remember that you can't let the trials you face right now derail your course forever.”
“Sometimes the bigger the apartment, the harder it is to find room to put up an extra person for the night.”
“You don`t need bigger boobs. You need to read better books.”
“When you’ve taken all you can, walk away. Be the bigger person. Or at least find a bigger person.”