“Norman Mailer said there were four stages in a marriage: first the affair then the marriage, then children and then finally the fourth stage, without which you cannot know a woman, the divorce.”
“When you put four Alaskans into a room, you have five marriages, six divorces, and seven political parties.”
“Divorce isn't such a tragedy. A tragedy's staying in an unhappy marriage, teaching your children the wrong things about love. Nobody ever died of divorce.”
“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.”
“Divorce is just as contagious as Marriage.”
“Maybe the difference between first marriage and second marriage is that the second time at least you know you are gambling.”