“Why do there have to be men like that, men who enjoy another man's dying?”

“I do not say that children at war do not die like men, if they have to die. To their everlasting honor and our everlasting shame, they do die like men, thus making possible the manly jubilation of patriotic holidays. But they are murdered children all the same.”

“Those who have long enjoyed such privileges as we enjoy forget in time that men have died to win them." - Franklin D. Roosevelt”

“Why do men have nipples? Because God is a woman and she really wants us to enjoy ourselves, that's why.”

“These blithering women who thought they could do a man's work. Why the hell couldn't they stay at home and mind their pots and pans and stick to their frocks and gossip and leave men's work to the men.”

“Men who do not forgive women their little faults will never enjoy their great virtues.”