“I usually say mapmaker, and let the smarty pants say ‘cartographer’ because they’ve watched Jeopardy. ”
“People usually wear their smarty pants when they are trying to hide their dumb asses.”
“People who say money doesn’t matter are like people who say cake doesn’t matter—it’s probably because they’ve already had a few slices.”
“He was a nice guy, middle-aged, a little tired, like most doctors usually seemed to be, but he just nodded and said, "Let me take a look at him. Shane?""I'm not dropping my pants," Shane said. "I just thought I'd say that up front.”
“I say we hit Italy first because they can't drive and are usually drunk!"-America”
“I would say I like to write...because usually paper has more patience than people”