“Straight people get married so that they can have sex. Gay men have sex so that they can get friends. ”
“If heterosexual people can get married then gay and lesbian people can get married too”
“She decided that if Lucas was gay then she was going to have to get a sex change operation. He would be so worth it.”
“As Harry puts it, men and women can never be friends because 'the sex part always gets in the way.”
“Gay sex, one. Straight sex, zero”
“Gay Sex Three, Straight Sex Nil”