“No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them deliberately.”
“Oh, talking is not so bad as that," said the Jester. "True, most people say only silly things when they speak. But it's easier to ignore them if you're saying silly things yourself.”
“A rule without exceptions is an instrument capable of doing mischief to the innocent and bringing grief -- as well as injustice -- to those who should gain exemptions from the rule's functioning.”
“I’m exempt from anything I damned will feel like on the grounds that I’ll kick anyone’s ass who says otherwise.”
“He was just one of those Englishmen who was always saying silly things to sound less pompous, and pompous things to sound less silly.”
“When someone says they feel old, I always want to ask them why they feel old. Time passes for everyone. No one is exempt.”