“Any ideology that places more emphasis on winning converts than on sound philosophy is sadly misguided. By this reasoning, all of our political parties and most of our religions are sadly misguided.”

“In a truly moral society, most of our current laws would not exist.”

“Love is my philosophy, and my philosophy is love.”

“The question deserves to be asked: Is hating one's nation really such a bad thing? Or perhaps more importantly, after the crimes our government has committed, what moral self-respecting person can truly love this nation?”

“The world would be a far better place if more people listened to the wisdom of Hawkeye Pierce.”

“Jersey Shore has killed more brain cells than alcohol, cocaine, and meth combined.”

“Barack Obama is an even worse president than George W. Bush, because an evil bastard who knows what he's doing is far more dangerous than an evil bastard who doesn't have a clue.”