“Barack Obama is an even worse president than George W. Bush, because an evil bastard who knows what he's doing is far more dangerous than an evil bastard who doesn't have a clue.”

“I find it significant that most of the people who believe in just war have never fought in one; examples: Barack W. Bush and George H. Obama.”

“Between George W. Bush and Barack Obama, the US Constitution is no longer worth the paper it's written on.”

“Anyone who (dis)likes G. W. Bush, but (dis)likes B. H. Obama, is either completely delusional or a complete idiot.”

“It is the moral duty of every US voter to guarantee that Barack Hussein Obama is a one-term president.”

“If you vote for Barack Obama in 2012, you'll be doing exactly what the Republicans want you to do.”

“Obama's plan for "change": Let's do everything Bush did, only with more suck! Because it just didn't suck badly enough the first time!”