“David Vitter is a perfect case-study to demonstrate that Louisiana voters lack brains.”
“...not all encounters with the world affect the mind equally. Studies have demonstrated that if the brain appraises an event as "meaningful," it will be more likely to be recalled in the future.”
“Under our system every voter and officeholder is a man who has demonstrated through voluntary and difficult service that he places the welfare of the group ahead of personal advantage.”
“Somwhere across town she was standing at a sink or walking into a closet, his name stowed somewhere in the pleated neurons of her brain, echoing up one dendrite in a billion: David, David.”
“Study hard, for the well is deep, and our brains are shallow.”
“You lack the requisite spine and testicular fortitude to study under me.”