“It is the moral duty of every US voter to guarantee that Barack Hussein Obama is a one-term president.”

“Between George W. Bush and Barack Obama, the US Constitution is no longer worth the paper it's written on.”

“Barack Obama is an even worse president than George W. Bush, because an evil bastard who knows what he's doing is far more dangerous than an evil bastard who doesn't have a clue.”

“If you vote for Barack Obama in 2012, you'll be doing exactly what the Republicans want you to do.”

“I find it significant that most of the people who believe in just war have never fought in one; examples: Barack W. Bush and George H. Obama.”

“It seriously irks me when people mistake Ron Paul for a libertarian. The man is as much a libertarian as Barack Obama is a liberal.”

“David Vitter is a perfect case-study to demonstrate that Louisiana voters lack brains.”