“Jersey Shore has killed more brain cells than alcohol, cocaine, and meth combined.”
“Fame kills brain cells”
“You always have more brain cells than you're currently using.”
“I've gotten more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”
“I'm not saying it isn't habit forming, but it's much milder than tobacco, alcohol, or cocaine. Law enforcement says it's addictive, but that's ridiculous. If you believe that, then pachinko is far more dangerous.”
“Walk this way."I don't want to walk HER WAY. She waddles more than walks and strangles me in the wake of stinky perfume. Sure I'd kill less brain cells sniffing glue.”