“Patriotism is racism for the modern era.”

“Why am I a socialist? Simple: Because I believe in freedom.”

“Love is my philosophy, and my philosophy is love.”

“My therapist told me that I over-analyze everything. I explained to him that he only thinks this because of his unhappy relationship with his mother.”

“The world would be a far better place if more people listened to the wisdom of Hawkeye Pierce.”

“Quite possibly the only infinite power in the universe may be the human capacity for self-deception.”

“The Catholic Church made a serious mistake when they started caring about how many people are in the pews.”