“I read that eating one egg, per day, gives you the appropriate amount of irony.”
“wonder what day god created the egg' 'how should we know? we should not question. our stay on earth is not for long. let us rejoice and believe and give thanks'. 'eat a egg”
“Read an hour every day in your chosen field. This works out to about one book per week, fifty books per year, and will guarantee your success.”
“They both knew when it was appropriate to eat and how to give a compliment, and spent a lot of time saying hello and goodbye.”
“If you eat three times a day you'll be fed but if you read three times a day you'll be wise".”
“A teaspoonful of semen contains the same amount of protein as the white of one egg. However, the consumption of semen can be much more fun.”