“The only way cheese is dessert is when it's followed by the word cake.”
“Dessert without cheese is like a beauty with only one eye”
“Can this really call itself a cake when its main ingredients are cheese and carrots?”
“While dessert tastes good, woman cannot live on cake alone.”
“You wanna tell me, sweetness, how dessert for seventeen people translates into seven pies and two cakes?” Brock asked.”
“Griddle cakes, pancakes, hot cakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love?”