“So let me see-you've got a boyfriend, a not boyfriend, and a secret admirer." He shook his head at me. "Girl, no wonder someone tried to run you down.”
“Tiny, the next time that you try to set me up with a girl with a secret boyfriend can you at least INFORM me that she has a secret boyfriend? Also, if you don't call me back within five minutes, I'm going to assume you found a way back to Evanston. Furthermore, you are an asshat. That is all.”
“That’s why girls have boyfriends. So you have someone to take you to boring functions.”
“If the Lord hasn't got a boyfriend lined up for me to marry, that's his business.”
“Speaking of hope, did you see that shot Alec got off with his bow? That's my boyfriend.”
“I might not have a boyfriend, but I have cupcakes, an those tasty bastards haven't let me down yet.”