“I have enough trouble with useful information, never mind being burdened with what is useless.”
“If we human beings are information processing machines, reading X's & O's and translating that information into what people oh so breathlessly call "experience", & if I had not only the information but the artistry to shape that information using the computer inside my brain, then, technically speaking, was I not having all the same experiences those other people were having?”
“The brain may die, but my compulsion for useless trivia lives on.”
“Any powerful idea is absolutely fascinating and absolutely useless until we choose to use it.”
“Who knew Lenny was an encyclopedia for useless information?”