“And then you show up with the voice from my nightmare, and you call me an asshole.”
“It was almost like a reverse nightmare, like when you wake up from a nightmare, you're so relieved. I woke up into a nightmare.""And what is that nightmare, Craig?""Life.”
“You don’t offend me. At least not until I change my name. Once I change it to Asshole, then I might be offended you keep calling me Jarod.”
“I told you we're close!""Yeah, so are me and my asshole! Doesn't mean I'm going to call it twice a day!”
“I had been living my nightmares, Gabriella. Finding you has freed me from them. No one is going to take you from me.”
“Hey, sexy. Why haven’t you called?” The cooing sound came from behind me, and I glanced back over my shoulder to see a familiar-looking brunette. “Because I’m the asshole who never calls,” I replied with a wink.”