“I find it hilarious that whenever I light up, Americans look at me like I'm going to urinate on their children.”
“You know, I'm going to make it a point whenever I see you to be like the ocean. You can look to me for relief.”
“I force a smile and hold up my hand, which must end up looking like some sort of strange, leery wince, like I've just swallowed a glass of somebody's urine and I'm recommending it.”
“As far back as I can remember, whenever you used to look at me, your face would light up as if someone had lit a candle inside you.”
“When a guy at the urinal says to me, "If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it," I like to look over at him, grab his ass, and say, "Shh. I'm about to cum.”
“And at home by the fire, whenever you look up there I shall be— and whenever I look up, there will be you. -Gabriel Oak”