“I'd hit that so hard whoever pulled me out would become the King of England.”
“Of France and England, did this king succeed;Whose state so many had the managing.That they lost France and made his England bleed.”
“That's emails for ya: sometimes they're like an arrow that hits so deep in the target, you can't pull it out.”
“Cheerily to sea; the signs of war advance:No king of England, if not king of France”
“Remember, whoever is funny is king.”
“If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.”