“It's a long story that involves copious quantities of alcohol and Lolita.”
“Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.”
“There was a thing called Heaven; but all the same they used to drink enormous quantities of alcohol.”
“Consumerism is the worship of the god of quantity; advertising is its liturgy. Advertising is schooling in false longing.”
“Faeries are unaffected by alcohol, but much to her surprise—and the faeries’ undoing—they get very, very drunk on carbonation. Using copious amounts of Coke, she was able to discover a single faerie’s true name.”
“I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.”