“Um, I think your brother might be waving at you. That, or trying to guide a plane to safety.”

“I'm not so arrogant to think I'm the only guide someone needs ... but I might be the guide that someone needs.”

“Lord, be my rock of safety, the stronghold that saves me. For the honor of your name lead me and guide me.”

“There’s a gun in your desk. It’s fully loaded.”“How do you know?” His frown deepens.“I checked it yesterday.”“I don’t want you messing with guns. I hope you put the safety back on.”I blink at him, momentarily stupefied. “Christian, there’s no safety on that revolver. Don’t you know anything about guns?”His eyes widen. “Um . . . no.”

“It is very easy to say that the important thing is to try your best, but if you are in real trouble the most important thing is not trying your best, but getting to safety.”

“Motörhead is nothing if not democratic, but I don't think it's fair to be waving your dick around when people are minding their own business and might not want to see it.”