“I confess... if I typo a Facebook post I will edit it. I know it's only Facebook but it's an editing sickness.”
“I 'Facebook like' you, but I'm not IN 'Facebook like' with you.”
“There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't.”
“Everyone looks happy on Facebook.""I know, right? What's up with that?”
“I Twitter (or Facebook) therefore I am”
“Little girls think it's necessary to put all their business on MySpace and Facebook, and I think it's a shame...I'm all about mystery.”