“My cat mocks me frequently. It's the universe's way of keeping me from getting too big of an ego.”

“When people get into their 30s plus "boyfriend" sounds weird...if you really think about it. Instead, I think we should universally start using the term "manfriend" or "snookie bookie cuddles pie".”

“Advice from a Romance Writer: Guys, make your woman feel pretty even on an 'off' day. Trust me, good things will come of it.”

“I heart my job. I get to make things up for a living.”

“If the weight comes from bacon you can so deduct it off the scale total to get your true weight. #science”

“For some reason, when people meet me and find out I'm a writer they always ask if I write children's books. Um... please don't let your kids read my books. Well, unless your kids are in their 30s or something...then yeah, they're old enough. LOL”

“Life is too short to dwell in the negativity all the time.”