“Lady Ponsonby was right. The forbidden fruit isn't shaped like an apple. It's shaped like a banana.”
“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”
“I knew there was a reason I didnt turn you into a banana slug."Leonid'd eyes widened. "No banana slug! Please!""It was a compliement, silly. Forbidden is good! Sadie likes forbidden!”
“Alcide: "It's on my right butt cheek. It's shaped like a rabbit."Sookie: "I love bunnies!”
“Eyes are shaped like leaves, mouths are shaped like leaves, and goodbyes are shaped like leaves. But my love, that is shaped like a tree.”
“Traditional Botswana men like ladies who are more traditionally shaped. You and I, Mma. We remind men of how things used to be in Botswana before these modern-shaped ladies started to get men all confused.”