“Two of us could play the lying game.”

“I had lied so much lately that I was honestly surprised my pants weren't literally made of fire.”

“You dare speak to me in such an insolent manner?''Stop talking like you’re two hundred years old. You’re sixteen, just like me.”

“I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away.”

“Just to make things perfectly clear between us, you can have my peanut butter, but my bed is off-limits.”

“Need some help?' he asked.'Yes!' I yelled at him 'Help us!''What's the magic word?''Now!''Close enough.”

“Are you following me?" He asked."Us?" I was the first to speak. "Um, maybe. Hi there. How are you tonight?"He looked at me like I might be a bit crazy.”