“Would you buy potato chips that listed potato by-product or potato digest as an ingredient”

“Murder is like potato chips: you can't stop with just one.”

“Reading one book is like eating one potato chip.”

“Lord, you're Irish," said Will. "Can you make things that don't have potatoes in them? We had an Irish cook once when I was a boy. Potato pie, potato custard, potatoes with potato sauce...”

“I used a bag of potato chips as a sock once. Roll Tide!”

“I'm an acquired taste. I'm anchovies. If I was potato chips I could go more places.”

“To attract a lover, you need to craft the perfect Craigslist ad. Here’s mine: Free TV with purchase of potato chips and couch.”